For a second you think, what would Matthew McCaughney do here and you wait for your wave, only a surfer knows the feeling as you always say to yourself

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A massive 20 foot monster from beyond the grave rises from the depths, do you

CATCH ITor LET IT GO

You decide to let the monster go through, you smirk thinking of the 50 surfers on the inside, so much chinese fibreglass wasted...so much

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You stride down the face of the monster but it begins to close out horribly, the barrel looms but it looks deadly, do you

GO FOR IT REGARDLESSor KICK OFF

You kick out and scratch back towards the lineup, the wave explodes behind you. Pieces of amazingly shaped Thai webber products shower you as surfers are claimed by the dozen in the lineup.

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Against your better judgement you pull in for a totally unmakeable barrel, the rocks loom large from the corner of your eye. everything....explodes...

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A 15 foot set groans into view, you think there is about a 50 / 50 shot of it being makeable. Do youTHROW CAUTION TO THE WIND AND PADDLE FOR ITorLET IT GO THROUGH UNCHALLENGED

You decide to let the 15 foot set go through unchallenged. A bodyboarder on the inside attempts a Drop Knee 360 - the results amuse you for a moment.

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A macking 10 foot smoker comes ratcheting through the lineup. The two pommies riding a tandem jet ski buy it - your in the perfect position. Do You

PADDLE FOR THE WAVEorLET THIS ONE GO

Your Glen Winton redux web gloves begin to tear at the seams with the volume of water you are shifting. You scream as you begin to rise to your feet.

NOOOOO MENDOZA!!!!!!!

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