
The nightlife of Kuta beckons you but again, you don't want to be trashed for tomorrow surf. you think of the fun you will have 'partying' with teenagers from the goldcoast that wear hats and sunglasses at night and guys called Flavio from Brazil.
Do you:
You decide to stay in and maybe check out the room service
when in Bali you think...
Room delivery is prompt and courteous. You have been following Parkos diet regime for some time now and dont want to break it for anything..except maybe to follow it with Mick Fannings routine of a lazy six pack per night.
It soon becomes apparent after your meal has been laid down that there is something more on offer here.
Suddenly your night is ruined when all hell breaks loose! Some assclown from California calls you 'dog' and talks about 'beef' and other things that they say on Entourage. Do you:
You grab a beer bottle from one of the clubs patrons, smash open the end and launch into your attacker!





