thoughts on sup techniques of etiquette

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New SUP death roll technique of obliterationsurprisesurprisesurpriseSUP out towards the break, set is coming in. From your Allseeing Omnipotent Surf Godstance your become aware that you cannot punch through this wave! You however have the perfect platform to launch corporeal being in a standing broad jump over the offending wave, this catapults your divine vessel as an avenging missile through the demeaning lesser beings that are duckdiving behind you. You do not remember your mortal days when you would yell at any tool who did not hang on to their board. To all SUPer beings who exhibit this behaviour, find anywhere else and go there!surprise

Happy old fart!

Ha Ha, I saw this happen once too. Nothing like 12 feet of SUP go tumbling end over end into the flags. Cant wait until this craze dies down

I will bend like a reed in the wind...

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